Honeymoon in Bali: When "I'm not sure" Turns into "Why Didn’t We Do This Sooner?"

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Honeymoon in Bali: When "I'm not sure" Turns into "Why Didn’t We Do This Sooner?"

When my (now officially mine) husband suggested we spend our honeymoon in Bali, I raised an eyebrow: “Really? That classic tourist trap? Crowds, humidity, and the constant risk of coconut in every meal?” But he gave me that look—the one he wears before making a big online purchase: confident and slightly mischievous. I caved. “Okay, but if a lizard bites me, you're married to it.”
What happened instead? Seven days of bliss, like a second wedding—only with palm trees, incense, and oxtail soup. (Yes, we’ll get there.)

We didn’t want a party spot. We wanted something peaceful, with a hint of soul-searching. Uluwatu is where even the rain whispers, and silence feels sacred. It’s all gentle breezes, slow sunsets, and the kind of stillness that makes you notice how deeply your partner actually breathes.

At one point, we had 14 tabs open and no idea what we were doing.

We didn’t want anything too showy or “honeymoon deluxe with rose petals and awkward swan towels.” We just wanted somewhere beautiful, calm, and not crawling with TikTok content creators at every corner.

After reading way too many reviews and watching a few shaky room tours on YouTube, we booked the Deluxe King Garden View Room at Renaissance Bali Uluwatu. What sold us? The location — Uluwatu sounded more relaxed and grown-up than the party-heavy spots. Plus, the hotel promised big comfy rooms, a quiet vibe, and a really decent breakfast.

And it totally lived up to that.

The room was clean, super spacious, with a balcony facing a wall of green so peaceful we actually sat in silence. (For five whole minutes. A record.) The bed was huge, the bathroom even bigger — and honestly, the whole space just felt… easy. No fuss, no weird smells, no “well, it looked better in the pictures” disappointment.

🛏 Room price: $152 per night, breakfast included.
We stayed for 7 nights and paid around $1,065 in total.

Definitely not the cheapest option on the island — but for the peace, space, and zero stress? Worth it.

There are more budget-friendly options out there too, but I’d still recommend checking out some 5-star picks

🌺 What’s in the Resort (and Why You'll Love It)

Infinity Pool + Jungle Pool — for peaceful swims, epic selfies, or floating while you dramatically say, “I could live here forever.”
Spa treatments — from standard Balinese massages (starting at $30) to rose-petal rituals that feel like you’re being worshipped.
Morning yoga, pottery workshops, and live music nights under the stars.
Clay Craft — the hotel’s restaurant, where we tried everything from satays to the legendary Sop Buntut (oxtail soup). Sounds scary. Tastes like a hug in a bowl.
Roosterfish Beach Club — private beach access with a shuttle. Picture: hammocks, gentle waves, no chaos.

Special thanks to Muhammad at the front desk, who carried my luggage like it weighed nothing and welcomed us as if we were old friends. Muhammad, if you’re reading this — you’re a gem.

🍽 The Food: Culinary Romance

We ate like royalty. Breakfasts were included (think avocado toast, fruit bowls, and pancakes I still dream about). Dinners were about $15–20 for two, and always came with a view and some background frog concerts.
And oh, the Indonesian dishes! The Sop Buntut surprised me — I was hesitant at first, then shamelessly asked for seconds. It’s like liquid comfort with spice and depth.

Major shoutout to the chefs, who cooked like they were feeding their best friends. Every meal was humble but exquisite. And the banana cake? Let’s just say I’d fly back just for that.

🏖 What About the Beach?

It’s a 15–20 minute ride (via shuttle or scooter) to Roosterfish Beach Club — and it’s worth it. Quiet, clean, warm water, and no aggressive waves. It felt like the beach version of our mood: calm, romantic, a little bit sun-kissed.

💡 Helpful Tips (The Honest Stuff)

Tap water = no. Even if you enjoy taking risks, don’t.
Scooter rentals cost around $6/day, but only if you can ride safely.
On-site romantic photoshoot? From $50/hour. We did one — now we have magazine-level honeymoon pics.
Weather in June? Ideal. 28–30°C (82–86°F), low humidity, and barely any rain.

💌 In Conclusion

I left with doubts and returned with the question: “When can we go back?”
Bali isn’t basic — it’s balance. A place to reconnect, recharge, and say "yes" to everything — even oxtail soup.
So if you're looking for a honeymoon spot where the robes are plush, the sunsets are cinematic, and the staff treats you like royalty — go to Renaissance Bali Uluwatu Resort & Spa.
Just leave a little room in your suitcase… You’ll want to bring some memories home.

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