It’s chaotic, yes. But stand still and watch the crowd: teens with bubble tea, suited men, grandmas in pastel. Everyone just… moves. No one’s performing. Osaka doesn’t ask to be adored — it’s just alive.
I went looking for ramen and found 1997. Half the shops were shut, the rest were oddly authentic. No gimmicks, just locals, cheap takoyaki, and a smell of fried batter I can still recall. It wasn’t pretty — but it was real.
Touristy? Yes. But catch it just before sunset — the light hits the roof tiles like lacquer. I expected grandeur, but felt something softer: serenity, space to breathe. Locals jog past like it’s nothing, but I lingered.
Elevators like in a sci-fi film, then suddenly: air. The city stretches endlessly, glass and dusk melting together. I didn’t speak for ten minutes. Not everything in Osaka is loud — some things just hold you still.
In the onsen, there are two strict rules: no tattoos, no underwear. At first, it felt weird. Then — liberating. The water feels like medicine. Your skin breathes. You stop thinking. You just are.
Japanese toilets deserve their own shrine: warmed seats, water sounds, adjustable jets (yes, I said it). After this, regular European bathrooms feel… primitive.
Let’s be honest: Japan has a reputation for being expensive. But Osaka? With a bit of planning, I found it surprisingly reasonable — even for a trip that felt quietly luxurious. Here’s my real budget for 4 days, based on my early July stay:
Total cost: ¥65,000 (~¥32,500 per person, about €197 / $200)
(Based on the June 2025 exchange rates: 1 USD ≈ ¥144.2, 1 EUR ≈ ¥165)
Booked via Trip.com with flexible dates
★ Worth it. The room was spotless, quiet, with enough space to actually unwind.
Breakfast: ¥600-800 (a café or local konbini)
Lunch: ¥1,200 (a great ramen or donburi set)
Dinner: ¥2,000–¥3,000 (izakaya or sushi conveyor — satisfying and fun)
Daily food total: ¥4,500 (€26 / $30)
✦ Tip: You can easily go cheaper — convenience store food in Japan is shockingly good.
Topped up an ICOCA card: ¥2,000
Used Osaka Metro and JR lines to get everywhere
✦ Reliable, clean, and on time — as you’d expect in Japan.
Open-Air Museum: ¥500
Osaka Castle: ¥600
Umeda Sky Building: ¥1,500
Total for attractions: ¥2,600 (€15)
Matcha latte in a trendy café: ¥700
Souvenirs (postcards, cute chopsticks): ¥1,000
Coin locker at Namba Station: ¥400
Random vending machine drinks (yes, they’re addicting): ¥500